GT goes Ballistic

Father of Treacle Gerard Tangent, long time Gun Club member and owner of English Brass .22 revolver loads 4 bullets per round.

Gerard has on his wall framed certificate of legal win against former work place practice, idolising memories. He worked on Arab oil rig as first officer, assistant engineer whilst the Turks did majority of labour. Any fault – ‘Blame Turks’ (according to Gerard) Work place practice!

According to inside/outside sources Gerard Tangent was furious with DOT as Treacle his beloved ‘fairy’ daughter or is it bewitching daughter had become deeply religious following the macabre demise of suitor Tank Noir.

Ouch!

Whoa there bro!

He turned his vengeance on DOT. Instead of hitting the weekly Friday target practice with the other gun runners, he aimed at DOT.

Hey presto, gun cocked, trigger pulled, hole in the head, fountain of blood.

Brilliant shot from six inches or is it six feet.

Brilliant shot. Always an Ace each Friday at the firing range with the other geeks. Spaghetti Bolognaise for three dollars a bowl afterwards.

Dead?

Yes. DOT is dead.

Gerard, having insisted all his life he’ll be reincarnated as an ant, turns weapon on himself and bang.

Both are now embalmed in high-tech cryogenics @ Tooth Cove Crypt, Tabriz (NW Iran), weekender of Maud Coch-Blanc, mother of DOT.

No art was seen at site of carnage, Tangent compound.

Treacle, now orphaned at 16 was mute. Whisked away by Grape stooges, new PR man for cult leader Medhead (Matty Mortlock) shouted “praise God” “Our precious Treacle and all her precious precious money have blessed Grape bounteously” He continued “It’s only a matter of time before Holiness Medhead assigns a husband to Treek, locking her and all her money into our coffers of ‘righteous’ control forever"
http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/05/zap-encryption-guru-cracks-tangent.html

Dame Oprah Tangent JAILED

Dame Oprah Tangent was jailed today for Family Violence against daughter Treacle following the loss of suitor Tank Noir, a casualty of DOT’s chronic money addiction. (http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/06/muderous-intent-in-camp-z-dame-oprah.html)

Treacle is claiming emotional damage following the gruesome discovery of Tank’s 3 day old corpse.

The body of the 17 year old was found impaled on Compound Primary Scanner Antennae #629 in full Kamikaze regalia.

ZAP reporter Ghoul Compost-Lloyd is at the scene as we cross live to Canberra.

Salivating deeply over the carnage Ghoul was mute. Inspiration for block buster horror stories seep into his skull by this method.

Surfacing from the septic silence for a moment, a resonant, festering gurgle was heard throughout the precinct.

ZAP sound engineers suggest Mr. Ghouls left foot was the source of this emanation, setting up haemorrhoidal hemoflagellate bubbling via oesophageal 2nd order harmonics.

Canb. Magistrates Court

The vanity meter was pinned, bent around the end stop as Justice Chris Pretty Esq cruised by. The signature aroma of law court powder puff androgyny lingered throughout the corridor.

With dry detail of law double-speak, Treacle and Mr Pretty met in cubicle 1.

Mr Pretty, in sotto voice, dangling his stainless steel 18 carat Parker “Frontier” in her face asked ‘do you know what this is?’

Treacle brimming with enthusiasm and bucket mouth gusto replied ‘a pen’

Pretty, shaking his head with mock disappointment said ‘Do you know anything of court protocol?’ After a self-piteous ‘No’, Chris continued 'If you’re in the stand and the magistrate asks "know what this is?" The reply is 'yes' or 'no'

Treacle’s zest had left her. She felt dejected and foolish for not knowing everything. He sensed her disappointment and, noticing a hint of Grecian nobility in her features, resolved to take her to dinner that night for further instruction.

Muderous Intent in Camp Z (Dame Oprah Tangent goes Ballistic)

Hi there followers of Tempestuous Raging Extremist At Compoundos Luxurious Explicitous (Treacle).
A grim consequence of Tank Noir's love addiction to the fickle, the totally-self semi-goth anarchist Treacle Tangent, has left Ingrate Noir (Tank's Mum) in full lock-down police protection.

Treacle's MOTHER, The Right Honourable Dame Oprah Tangent (DOT) has developed homicidal hatred toward Ingrate, the potential Mother-In-Law 2 Treacle.

DOT has allegedly accessed Ingrates' bank details & found her lacking in terms of raw financial clout. Furthermore she's found Ingrate Noir to be better educated with an "old-money" family line of class and aristocratic largess.

Dot chooses weapon

As all novo-riche do, DOT finds this intolerable.

GT (Gerard Tangent) in a rare public comment claimed powerlessness over the situation as he was "quite scared" of Dot.

He said although she's my wife, I learned early never to mess with her when it came to money and pride.

Tank, in the wake of this mayhem, is reported to have gone back to the actual love of his life ...His Mother! http://probabilityzone.blogspot.com/2010/05/emotional-incest.html