Showing posts with label Collapse of Toad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Collapse of Toad. Show all posts

Friday, October 15, 2010

Kindred Cocktail

Pre Raphaelite 1848
Really !
Wow! Is that common?
What?
The avant-garde of pure love within families.
…Industrial clothing …


Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting.


Wasn’t it good we floored him with the antipodean phoenix?


Victor …He’ll be back.
That’s why they’re into updates.

Updates on the soldier?
Yeah. Trooper on active duty at the coal front.
Embattled.
Entrenched at the coal face of life while we’re in there chirping n beeping away like toads and robins and whatever else.


I had boyfriends before I married!
Pasha! Didn’t you hear me?
I had lovers before I got married.
Pasha you know all about it. They pulled rank on him.
On him. Oh him? Yeah Mary.


Pasha don’t tell anybody how I sleep with you, your brother Jim and your sister Mary.
I won’t Mum. I won’t tell anybody.

…Mum when’s Jim’s birthday?
3rd June. He’ll be sixteen. You’re 14 and Mary is 9
And Victor?
What about him?
His Mum cuddles up to him in bed. He’s 10
He told me that he hates it but he …well it’s his Mum …(drags out thinking)
He doesn’t want to stay locked in rank and file. Connie controls that.


What’s Connie do?
Blocks unapproved alliances.
Connie?
Absolutely. Sleeps with daughter Bidet. Connie’s 42 and Bidet 16.
16?  What happened to the ambassador’s son?
Fringe dweller. Not wealthy enough. Besides Bidet was too busy in bed with Connie.


What about the silver scoop from the personality carnival?
James Mitchell White, Hotelier Jan 1938 ~
What about it?
…Impressive family heraldry.

Victor was unaffected. Produced the most gorgeous baby photos of himself as pre-toddler cutie pie. Quintessential.

His woman said ‘publish, you’d doubtless win some prize’
He snapped at her “get real, you think I’m some kind of slut or something?” and calmly tore up the baby snaps.
Funny fellow. Wonder what his problem is.
Say’s the photos were lies or at best idols, non-descript of today’s reality.
Maybe he’s religious.
Maybe he got ripped off when he was young?


Marcus White, Lisdoonvarna
Postscript:
Special envoy Compost-Lloyd was flashed at Gatwick to return to Dublin for lowdown.

Transpired the brother, James Dean II acquired kingship through questionable work-practice.
Reckons Dean, 23, was caught by sister Diva with his nose up a brown paper bag in Japanese hotel room.

Says work-practice law good given time with hammer and sickle.
Doesn’t give much of a hoot either way.


Editor says it’s proven beyond reasonable doubt the man’s a badger.
Instructed us to come back in a decade or so if deemed expeditious.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Beatnik

pseudo intellectual
Beatnik type 41:
Vehicle profile: Silver BMW push bike
Dress: Blue jeans, camel hue polo neck, white joggers.
Bank accounts:
Never to be disclosed.

She considers herself a woman of great depth. A sophisticate. She perceives things to be complex. No rigid right or wrong.
Type41rN [Hillary Clinton]
She doesn’t have to justify why.
Claims “Thank you Jesus I don’t have to understand all ….I’m just, well,
me

Manifests to the utmost in people who don’t work.
Long silences ..ah the depths of the ‘open mind’ infused with Freudian heraldry delicately spiced with Jungian Supremacy. Ahhh James.
How you thought she could open your eyes to the upper echelons of pristine intellectual advancement. The avant-garde of the mind. The fathomless pause. The Queen. …
She holds court. All held. Stopped. Steeped in the seamless silence of pre-eminence. The batting of the eye just ...so

They say she’ll try to buy her way into heaven. On
his money they think.

James new nothing of the value of work.

He'd been cossetted with a capital C from day dot.
Thought it'd always be eeeasy street   .. until 
..until he discovered the private bile of ...the sophisticate.

She never mentioned the price.

http://timezombie.blogspot.com.au/2010/12/lisdoondvarna-matchmaking-festival.html

Leaves the
honest prostitute in front by orders of magnitude.

Oriental Satin Fertility Herald

Sounds like an eeeeeasy life mum.

How dare you bitch (she hissed behind her painting of mortally wounded feelings)

http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/07/julia-gillard-australian-prime-minister.html

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Wind in the Willows (21st century)

You earth. I wind.
Earth channel wind.
I decide thing not in place, I blow around.
Earth decide wind not right, she sprout mountain and tree in his path.

And birds?

Birds from earth and water to tickle wind.
Wind very ticklish.
When he roll over and laugh things break.

Also power stones?

Power stone he stay put from wind but earth she chuck around easy when she sprout new mountain.
Earth what you do when no water?
I close up to protect me.

And when toad make dust?

You wind, it you who take dust to water and together cook up big hail stone for toad.

Yes it true me remember. We play ball in cloud an throw dust around then give back to you in ice gift-wrap.
Toad he no like gift-wrap.
He hide an make lots more toad an make special shell he steal from you.
He garnanh-garnanh
I laugh an pick up more water an we make super gift-wrap to break toad shell.
We no like too much Toad.
burlganha mirrindalgu

Epilogue
Earth bird needs food.
Wind bring Yirna children to earth to feed (seeds)

Wind Water an’ Earth together make Fire to dance.
Wind laugh. Water he come big. Fire he make new dance.
Earth she sneeze on metal bird North. Many toad stuck.
Gabi garnbirringu.

Wind man he see marriage of toad and death.
She make balanha mirrindalgu garnanh-garnanh darldu toad easy.
Gabi garnbirringu.


http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/08/celtic-wisdom.html

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Burren Castle, IPSC intifada faux pas (attn Dr Raymond Deane, Elias F. Harb, Freda Hughes)

Dad (Jim),

Burren Castle, Lisdoonvarna
So you’re backing Marcus instead of exposing him for the sham he is!

Marcus White – squeaky clean politically correct anti-Zionist as per “Connie’s Coffee Talk” (Raymond Deane vs Mark Audie, Burren Castle)
http://timezombie.blogspot.com.au/2010/11/money-market.html 

Marcus’ Anti-Zionist facade:
‘I completely disagree with the Israeli’s views worldwide and I personally support the people in Gaza’

‘The White Hotel Group has no affiliation in the past or present with Israel’
 (so he knocks back rich Jews from your establishments ?? …yeah sure Dad, and paddy’s pig flies?)
‘Please send on my sincere apologies to Raymond Deane and if you are ever in the area do call in to the Hydro Hotel for a chat’ (toadying to ??)
Yours Sincerely,
Marcus White, Director, White Hotel Group
So if it’s not Jew, Palestinian, Greek, Thai …it’s where the biggest money pot is at the time …oil …oil sheiks etc (for today)
Hence the public anti-Semitic opinion.
Types like Marcus White change horses in the wink of an eye for a quick buck.
Spineless lackeys to the dollar.
Pity the integrity accounts are so in the red.