Pre Raphaelite 1848
Really !
Wow! Is that common?
Wow! Is that common?
What?
The avant-garde of pure love within families.
…Industrial clothing …
…Industrial clothing …
Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting.
Wasn’t it good we floored him with the antipodean phoenix?
…Victor …He’ll be back.
That’s why they’re into updates.
Updates on the soldier?
Updates on the soldier?
Yeah. Trooper on active duty at the coal front.
Embattled.
Entrenched at the coal face of life while we’re in there chirping n beeping away like toads and robins and whatever else.
Embattled.
Entrenched at the coal face of life while we’re in there chirping n beeping away like toads and robins and whatever else.
I had boyfriends before I married!
Pasha! Didn’t you hear me?
I had lovers before I got married.
Pasha! Didn’t you hear me?
I had lovers before I got married.
Pasha you know all about it. They pulled rank on him.
On him. Oh him? Yeah Mary.
Pasha don’t tell anybody how I sleep with you, your brother Jim and your sister Mary.
I won’t Mum. I won’t tell anybody.
…Mum when’s Jim’s birthday?
…Mum when’s Jim’s birthday?
3rd June. He’ll be sixteen. You’re 14 and Mary is 9
And Victor?
What about him?
His Mum cuddles up to him in bed. He’s 10
He told me that he hates it but he …well it’s his Mum …(drags out thinking)
He doesn’t want to stay locked in rank and file. Connie controls that.
He told me that he hates it but he …well it’s his Mum …(drags out thinking)
He doesn’t want to stay locked in rank and file. Connie controls that.
What’s Connie do?
Blocks unapproved alliances.
Connie?
Absolutely. Sleeps with daughter Bidet. Connie’s 42 and Bidet 16.
16? What happened to the ambassador’s son?
Fringe dweller. Not wealthy enough. Besides Bidet was too busy in bed with Connie.
What about the silver scoop from the personality carnival?
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| James Mitchell White, Hotelier Jan 1938 ~ |
What about it?
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…Impressive family heraldry.
Victor was unaffected. Produced the most gorgeous baby photos of himself as pre-toddler cutie pie. Quintessential.
His woman said ‘publish, you’d doubtless win some prize’
His woman said ‘publish, you’d doubtless win some prize’
He snapped at her “get real, you think I’m some kind of slut or something?” and calmly tore up the baby snaps.
Funny fellow. Wonder what his problem is.
Say’s the photos were lies or at best idols, non-descript of today’s reality.
Say’s the photos were lies or at best idols, non-descript of today’s reality.
Maybe he’s religious.
Maybe he got ripped off when he was young?
Maybe he got ripped off when he was young?
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| Marcus White, Lisdoonvarna |
Postscript:
Special envoy Compost-Lloyd was flashed at Gatwick to return to Dublin for lowdown.
Transpired the brother, James Dean II acquired kingship through questionable work-practice.
Special envoy Compost-Lloyd was flashed at Gatwick to return to Dublin for lowdown.
Transpired the brother, James Dean II acquired kingship through questionable work-practice.
Reckons Dean, 23, was caught by sister Diva with his nose up a brown paper bag in Japanese hotel room.
Says work-practice law good given time with hammer and sickle.
Says work-practice law good given time with hammer and sickle.
Doesn’t give much of a hoot either way.
Editor says it’s proven beyond reasonable doubt the man’s a badger.
Instructed us to come back in a decade or so if deemed expeditious.
Instructed us to come back in a decade or so if deemed expeditious.
