Celtic Wisdom

#1

When in doubt sit on a swiss ball n think of Mum.

If that doesn’t work “Go Forth and Multiply”

Above all retain control.

#2
If your children can’t be controlled by false guilt, partition them off as “seeds of adultery” n pray for forgiveness.

Retain control at any cost.

#3

If thinking God may be against you, buy state-of-the-art lollies for the inner sanctum.

Maintain control with cloying deference to religio-supremacist misconstructions.

#4
If supremacist misconstructions consistently fall apart in a partition-less cranium, buy a top-end ECT machine from your local gypsy market.
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Enjoy the colours.