Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Constable Greg Ryan, AFP Badge #2976453

The Ryan family had a long tradition of service in the force dating back to squaring off Ned Kelly at Pine Gap, when Pakistan and Russia combined to shame the world over it’s obsession with Libyan crude oil.
Constable Ryan, O'Connor, Senior Constable Terfel

Not withstanding, Ryan was a simple enough chap
…liked women, fast cars and grunge auto kick-in on his Stratocaster.
His undercover police car was YFK 52E, an internal police code for Yearling Federal Killers, 52 Every-week.

Const Ryan's Grunge Performance Machine

Greg met his fifth wife (Const. O’Conner) through her commanding officer, Senior Constable Entellus Terfel (ET) ...     
The event:
2011 Bi-annual AFP charity concert for IVF throwbacks.
Location:
Alexander Machoniche Detention Centre Chapel, Hume ACT.

…The religious self-pity was so stifling, Greg came out of his comfort zone for a tad and began questioning O’Conner on who’d buried her dog.
            The chief priest Simon Corpuscle, unbeknowns to Ryan, had recently had a super-charged condenser-mic grafted into his audio canal.
           Sargent Corpuscle, a strict adherent to Julia Gillard's “we won’t have that sort of dialogue” ruling, swooped in to police the conversation.

Simon Corbell listens to AFP
demands for 'Police Proscecutors'
to replace the DPP

His concern was the ever present threat of press infiltration making a mockery of the by and large limited mental capacities of the AFP. (It's well noted they prefer guns to pleasant chit-chat and giving people a break where pragmatism and civilized standards call for leeway)


...the framed motto of the Colin Winchester Police Centre, Belconnen:
“when Smith and Weston speak …people listen”