ABC Weather Flash: Virginia Haussegger, Mark Carmody (New York Museum Of Fine Art …Haberdashery Fest 2011)



Mark Carmody

Mr Mark Carmody presents ABC flowers, 7:27 weeknights, ABC 1.

Allegedly Virginia Haussegger refuses close-ups of Mark’s flowers out of vanity.




 

Mullard Baird says wonder woman Virginia suffers with a psychopathic phobia of other flowers in nearby vicinity.


He went on to say that if she persists in refusing treatment, she’ll end up looking very unsightly medium term.
http://lemonsartworld.blogspot.com/2011/01/golden-gate-bridge-andrew-barr-rides.html 

Baird confirmed she’s earmarked as a clear case of Dorian Gray’s picture long term.

Management refused to reveal a Haussegger use by date but did report head-hunting for a tongue-in-cheek unit with a 61% reduction in not-so-subtle lip-corner sarcasm spasms.

They suggest this figure is called for as a new "humility" benchmark, post QLD floods.

Virginia Haussegger

Logie Baird complained bitterly that recruitment had barked up the wrong flame tree.
In unprecedented outspokenness he raged:
“They swept through the event leaving acrid aromas of chlorine-fluoride expurgate and hospital grade plastic tubing”



Mark Toadies to Sentiment


“Standard practice before dumps of Whitehouse haberdashery”

…“They arrive at galleries boasting Christian Dior/Louis Vuitton proprietary breathing apparatus.”

http://lemonsartworld.blogspot.com/2011/01/louis-vuitton.html 

…ABC 1 local news.

[the authors gratefully acknowledge inspiration from Virginia's swanky upper torso mini-gyrations as per ABC Canberra 7 O’clock news]