Dame Oprah Tangent JAILED

Dame Oprah Tangent was jailed today for Family Violence against daughter Treacle following the loss of suitor Tank Noir, a casualty of DOT’s chronic money addiction. (http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/06/muderous-intent-in-camp-z-dame-oprah.html)

Treacle is claiming emotional damage following the gruesome discovery of Tank’s 3 day old corpse.

The body of the 17 year old was found impaled on Compound Primary Scanner Antennae #629 in full Kamikaze regalia.

ZAP reporter Ghoul Compost-Lloyd is at the scene as we cross live to Canberra.

Salivating deeply over the carnage Ghoul was mute. Inspiration for block buster horror stories seep into his skull by this method.

Surfacing from the septic silence for a moment, a resonant, festering gurgle was heard throughout the precinct.

ZAP sound engineers suggest Mr. Ghouls left foot was the source of this emanation, setting up haemorrhoidal hemoflagellate bubbling via oesophageal 2nd order harmonics.

Canb. Magistrates Court

The vanity meter was pinned, bent around the end stop as Justice Chris Pretty Esq cruised by. The signature aroma of law court powder puff androgyny lingered throughout the corridor.

With dry detail of law double-speak, Treacle and Mr Pretty met in cubicle 1.

Mr Pretty, in sotto voice, dangling his stainless steel 18 carat Parker “Frontier” in her face asked ‘do you know what this is?’

Treacle brimming with enthusiasm and bucket mouth gusto replied ‘a pen’

Pretty, shaking his head with mock disappointment said ‘Do you know anything of court protocol?’ After a self-piteous ‘No’, Chris continued 'If you’re in the stand and the magistrate asks "know what this is?" The reply is 'yes' or 'no'

Treacle’s zest had left her. She felt dejected and foolish for not knowing everything. He sensed her disappointment and, noticing a hint of Grecian nobility in her features, resolved to take her to dinner that night for further instruction.

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Muderous Intent in Camp Z (Dame Oprah Tangent goes Ballistic)

Hi there followers of Tempestuous Raging Extremist At Compoundos Luxurious Explicitous (Treacle).
A grim consequence of Tank Noir's love addiction to the fickle, the totally-self semi-goth anarchist Treacle Tangent, has left Ingrate Noir (Tank's Mum) in full lock-down police protection.

Treacle's MOTHER, The Right Honourable Dame Oprah Tangent (DOT) has developed homicidal hatred toward Ingrate, the potential Mother-In-Law 2 Treacle.

DOT has allegedly accessed Ingrates' bank details & found her lacking in terms of raw financial clout. Furthermore she's found Ingrate Noir to be better educated with an "old-money" family line of class and aristocratic largess.

Dot chooses weapon

As all novo-riche do, DOT finds this intolerable.

GT (Gerard Tangent) in a rare public comment claimed powerlessness over the situation as he was "quite scared" of Dot.

He said although she's my wife, I learned early never to mess with her when it came to money and pride.

Tank, in the wake of this mayhem, is reported to have gone back to the actual love of his life ...His Mother! http://probabilityzone.blogspot.com/2010/05/emotional-incest.html