Betty n Dave's Carport Holdup

Betty: ‘Ahhh (Scream), the boyfriend’s turned up with a bone
            2 pick’
           ‘Ahhhhh’ (Blood curdling scream waking the dead from
            Surfers Paradise to the Big Banana)
           ‘I might have reparations to pay’

[Enter Big Dave]

Big Dave: ‘I’m Dave’
‘I’m big’
‘I speak’
‘Man the car-parks. Prime the cameras. Gag Betty’

[Bone Picker, BP, is escorted by security guards to Dave’s executive office, a fluoro lit carport]

Big Dave: ‘You don’t love Betty’s Dad’
‘That’s a crime’
‘I speak to Betty’s Dad every week’
‘He likes me’
‘He’s filthy rich’
‘You’re scum cos I’m Big Dave n Betty’s Dad likes me’

BP:   ‘Hi Dave’
        ‘You Betty’s latest fuck?’
         [Dave muscles up to defend his
         cherished image of Betty’s unparalleled purity]

[Amazon Betty bursts onto the scene with purple perm-puffed side boofs quivering with rage, eaves dropping gear all askew]

Betty:
‘Look at my house’
‘It shows how brilliant I am’

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‘Look at their house’

‘It shows how horrible they are’

‘Dave, destroy them immediately or I’ll tell Jim you’re un-special’

[Dave in a rare flash of sanity walks away]

[Betty loses plot and is admitted to PSU kicking and
biting the wards men screaming inanities about how poorly they are against the pin ups all over her bedroom walls]

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Attn: Bettina White, Robina Public Hospital, Robina QLD (Whites Hotels)